Tiny Hand booty bounce
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

lolitahime:

Metamorphose’s Sailor Series Sailor Short Sleeve OP

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

teacher: where is your homework
me: queued

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

twink-it-out:

I love this fucking show

twink-it-out:

I love this fucking show

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

image

lameboyfriend:

a true shrektastrophe